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Masturbating trespasser booted from frat

Woman refused to leave PIKE house in mid-afternoon

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Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.

No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired.

Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.

When members asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, he said. The woman was talking on her cell phone at one point, said LSA sophomore Adam Bayard, a member of the fraternity.

She walked out of the front door wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police, Nye said. When police arrived minutes later, the woman had already left.

According to a police report, the woman was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs.

"Obviously, she was very disturbed," Nye said. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people."

The woman told fraternity members that her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University, according to the police report.

Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said.

Police said the break-in appeared to be an isolated incident.
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SW

posted 3/26/07 @ 3:06 PM EST

I can't believe I'm the first person to comment on this article.

From what I gather about this article, frat members watched the woman masterbate for about half an hour before calling police. (Continued…)

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Dirty Sanchez

posted 3/26/07 @ 3:28 PM EST

Wow how come that Frat is so lucky. Come on like your going to ask her to leave? More like they should have been asking them to help out. Isn't that the role of a Frat to help the community? Come of course she is from Eastern. (Continued…)

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Dres

posted 3/26/07 @ 4:03 PM EST

yo, pike is incredible. all they have to do is let women walk right in and they just start touching themselves. what pimps.

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Mike

posted 3/26/07 @ 4:24 PM EST

Yeah, normally they require girls to have wristbands or be on the guestlist to get inside their house to do that kind of stuff.

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Yakko, Wakko, & Dot

posted 3/26/07 @ 4:53 PM EST

Something tells me this would not play out in a similar manner with a guy at a Sorority.

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Andrew

posted 3/26/07 @ 5:22 PM EST

I have to be honest, i don't blame them for not calling to police right away. When woman walks into your house, takes off her coat...the first thought isn't to call the police. (Continued…)

James

posted 3/26/07 @ 6:25 PM EST

*SOMEONE* had to have taken pictures, right?

jack

posted 3/26/07 @ 6:34 PM EST

I hate GDIs

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Julia

posted 3/26/07 @ 6:52 PM EST

Maybe the girl just wanted to get gang banged...really not that crazy of a thing to do. I can't believe the guys called the police. It sounds like a once in a lifetime chance to participate in a porn fantasy. (Continued…)

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Fred

posted 3/26/07 @ 7:10 PM EST

Rather rude of them to call the police and drive her off instead of paying her for the show.

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